He kissed a someone with a penis
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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