So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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