This girl is more easily done than said...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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