Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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