We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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