i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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This house was built for laser tag.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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