we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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