I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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