you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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