just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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