we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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