Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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