what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you mean i was at the winter classic?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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