i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I checked into jail on foursquare
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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