Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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