is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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