yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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