when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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