Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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