you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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