we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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