Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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