Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My pussy is not your playground.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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