i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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