I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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