so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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