new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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