i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
A+ Viking dick
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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