my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We're too hungover to prance.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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