there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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