What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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