There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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