i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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