All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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