my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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