My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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