Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it's great music for shaving your balls
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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