dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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