He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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