Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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