You made me cry and you don't even care
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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