Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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