he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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