I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
im on a boat
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