like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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