ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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