Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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