i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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