I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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