Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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