And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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