if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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