I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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