Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just want nice things and good sex
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.