I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(