I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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